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Last Page, with The Kid...
Boy, oh boy. Issue number two. Everybody around here is so busy. I feel a little under-worked sometimes, though. Like there isn't enough for me to do. When Guy hired me he said if I worked hard and proved to be helpful maybe I could do a review or something and he got all those discs and here I am doing the last page again. I guess it's an important job. I get to say anything I want about whatever I want.
Don't get me wrong. I don't want to seem ungrateful, I just want to do more than open mail and get people coffee. Man, do they drink a lot of coffee here. All day long. Sip, sip, sip. And everyone is really nice to me. Even Tina. She's kind of the secretary, although I'm not really sure she even knows how to type. I don't want to get her in trouble but I saw her looking at homestarrunner for like an hour the other day. And she kept muttering to herself, "I don't get it. I just don't get it." Doi! Maybe I'll get her a 25 watt light bulb for her birthday.
Anyway, I hope you like this "ish". That's what we call it around here, an "ish". We got all sorts of slang for everything. Maybe I'll do a last page as an MLP lexicon sometime down the road so you readers can get a feel for what it's like to be part of the team. See ya next moon.
-"Kid" Boysonn
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