july 2003

20 QUESTIONS - 2 .

Featured band = Jr. Private Detective

by Larson + Hi-Z.


Junior Private Detective:
Emilie: keys and vocals. Jason: bass. Bo: guitar. Marci: drums

1. How’s it going?

E: I’ve been better, I’ve been worse/J: no comment M: I’m good/B: Plead the 5th

3.Other then ABBA, who else have you ripped off?

E: Christina Aguilera/B: Yngwie Malmsteen/J: Yes

4.Bo, why so drunk?

Ummm, who’s buying the next round

5.Zombie or Cleveland steamer?

Zombie

6.Have you ever puked at the amusement park?

B: I don’t ride the big rides/J: the corkscrew

7. Any celebrity sightings?

M: I use to live next to Doug Martsch E: Patti Smith called me a bitch J+B: Elevator with Bill Walton

8. Can I use the toilet?

Yes

9. Who’s the better musician, Hall or Oates?

J: Oates/B: the guy with the mustache/M: is that cereal?

10. where are you from?

B+M: Boise/E: Ohio/J: Michigan

11. who gives a shit?

Bo: I do/E: I hope other people do/J: do you?

12. Should Portland have a major league baseball team?

B: yeah/E: No/J: Yeah M: they should have a basketball team

14. what cartoon characters do you fantasize about?

E+M: vegan guy on the simpsons, Trent from Daria. B: Jessica Rabbit/J: storm

15. Is your dog on speed?

Not when he is on painkillers

16. Someone have 5 bucks I can borrow?

No

17. Do you guys even like each other?

Whole lot of love here.

18. Favorite venue?

Blackbird

19. Any Upcoming shows?

Walla Walla, Pendelton and Boise

20. Can you smell that?

M: I have allergies/J: steamer?/E: I hoped you couldn’t


www.juniorprivatedetective.com
The website will give you a chance to hear them, see them, book them,fingerprint them, etc.
They’re on a Northwest tour this month. If you’re in Washington or Idaho, you can see this great, math-poppish band that sings a song with Sesame Street’s hit melody that counts to 12.



The peanut butter and jelly of Protest Hill Productions are Seth Larson and Ryan Heise. A music fan and a musician working hard to inebriate and embarrass every band in Portland. Contact them at 503-777-2800.