The Department of the Redundancy Dept:

What to say? What to say? Well, well...

Ok, we’ll stop that crap.

With this issue, MLP has been given the gift of invisibility, and flight! We rubbed the magic lamp thrice, at which point a genie did bestow upon us a magical show on February 20th at the mystical Berbati’s Pan.

This, our 9th issue, doth mark a dark stain on Portland’s pants of joy. Beware, casual reader, our influence is strong, as is our odor!

Nose us, if you dare! -DRD (Department of Redundancy Dept./DRD)

Department of Corrections for V2:I1:

Paul Evans took the photgraphs of 3 Leg Torso, except for the pictures on the title page, which were all framed, fashioned and snapped by Adam Raitano, lenser extrordinaire.

Jingle Bells in the key of B flat includes the chord B flat, not B, as it appears in Evil Kramer’s Theory Corner. We apologize for the error. We’ve asked his highness to take the month off to think about what he’s done. Watch for his return next month, in which he will feature his very own recipe for crow.

Contributors: A. Raitano, Amy Cashman, Bruce Fife, Cameron Jones, Courtney Mumma, David Also, Emily Riley, Eric Stern, Maranda Dabel, Mr. Indie, Paul Evans, Peter Vaughan Shaver

Reviewers: Ishmael B, Jay Ray, Kieren Connolly, Maranda Dabel, Seth Halden

Guest Editor: Courtney Mumma

All articles, stories, interviews are the sole property of the indicated author. Submissions, questions, ideas, interested volunteers email us at: info@musicliberationproject.com. Or call us at: 503-288-1195 or come visit at: 5038 NE 29th Ave./pdx/97211