Bloody Porterhouse
and a gin soaked olive
Guy Manson

Double latte breve with sugar free vanilla
T-Nar Grant

No thanks, I just ate
Evil Kramer

Anything by candlelight
Shirt Robot

Corndogs and a Jolt cola, baby. Yeah!!!!
Jean Pierre Francois Gollier, IV

Swedish Fish
Herr Karl

I’ll just have a salad
T-Na Sumgurl

Fasting on the colonic
Kennard Boysonn

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Reviewers: Ishmael B, Bryan Bingold, Kieren Connolly, Maranda Dabel, Seth Halden, Nigel Norman O’Shea, Mason West

Guest Illustrator: David Gerritsen

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